Be Careful What You Ask For!

The story you are about to read is true.  The face of our victim has been altered to protect her identity. Iowa City, Iowa: a sixth grade girl, we will call her "Abby" is preparing for her birthday. Her loving grandmother asks her what she would like as a gift. Abby tells her she would like a Hunger Games tshirt.

Flash forward to said birthday. 

The party. 

The cake. 

The merriment. 

The presents. 

Yes, the presents. 

Grandma gives Abby the gift that she had requested, a gift that she made with love in every stitch. 

She gave Abby a Hungry Games tshirt...

The evidence: 

The verdict:

Grandmas are awesome.

Go Yoda!

Uh-huh! Go Yoda! Only 11 days until Darth Paper Strikes Back

 comes out! I am planning a book release party- so if you would like to get Darth Paper the day it comes out, talk to me when school starts next week! I will hand out order forms!

And to be fair, I must represent The Dark Side. 

 

And of course, I had to learn how to make my own animated gif (that's  what those images up there are called). I used Picasion.com. Very easy!

Now I Am The Master

"When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."

Okay, so edited this one for you, Tom!

Career Goals

It is always good to take the time to reevaluate your career goals... take inventory and make sure you are staying on track. I have created this infographic to share my career goal progress:

Ah, It's Not Always Like This!

Do you know what this book is REALLY called?  Leave a comment if you know!

Friday Funny

Friday Funny

Friday Funny

Hi, My Name is Melville Dewey. How you doin'?

This should be me:

 Thank you to Meghan McCarthy for posting this for me to find!

Friday Funny!