Be Careful What You Ask For!

The story you are about to read is true.  The face of our victim has been altered to protect her identity. Iowa City, Iowa: a sixth grade girl, we will call her "Abby" is preparing for her birthday. Her loving grandmother asks her what she would like as a gift. Abby tells her she would like a Hunger Games tshirt.

Flash forward to said birthday. 

The party. 

The cake. 

The merriment. 

The presents. 

Yes, the presents. 

Grandma gives Abby the gift that she had requested, a gift that she made with love in every stitch. 

She gave Abby a Hungry Games tshirt...

The evidence: 

The verdict:

Grandmas are awesome.